Author Archives: Gidge Uriza

Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse – Part One

The way I figure it, if the world is about to be over-run by zombies who didn’t get raptured, well, there might not be a lot of time for making snow cones. So – I figured I’d run over to the Jersey Shore build and indulge.

I was going to ride some rollercoasters, but I couldn’t get any roller coaster love. No matter what I did, they all said “Next train can be rezzed in 20 seconds.” NO ROLLER COASTER LOVE!

Next time I want to ride one, I’ll have to share a car with ZOMBIES! Lame. Continue reading

AN IOF PSA:Making TPV Your Windlight Bitch


My normal calm demeanor has been shattered recently with some issues I’ve experienced with my graphics. My best friends have had to endure hours of me raging “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FUCKING GRAPHICS CARD?” and other assorted profanities like that.
You might say, “Goodness, Gidge. Such LANGUAGE! Buy a new machine.”
“Ah, but you see,” I would explain. “I just did. I just shelled out a fortune on a new machine with lots of fancies, to the point that the sales guy at compuCenter about wanked off as I picked out my add ons. So, it’s not the machine.”

If you are not on my plurkline, you have probably missed a few weeks of me also plurking “WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG WAAAAAAH” and assorted lovely things like that. So you might not know what exactly was challenging me.

It was this – the moment I ticked the “Basic Shaders” button in graphics settings – in ANY TPV (I use Kirstens and Phoenix) – my avatar would do THIS.

If you can’t quite see why this is a problem take a closer look.

It looks like antialiasing isn’t on.

But it was – at 16X. Continue reading

Everything Will Change

I wore this exact outfit the other day as Gidgery Bloom …… but I liked it so much that I thought you might like to see what it looks like on a regular avatar.

Ok, I’m not anything as pedantic as REGULAR but you know what I mean. Continue reading

Mens Monday Mania Rolls Into Town

I would’ve bought a shirt but I ran out of money. So I put on bangles and earrings from MOOD to class it up.

Fear and Clothing and SUR+ are just two of the creators you will find at the Mens Monday Mania event at Shopping Cart Disco Headquarters. Posers, hair designers, clothing creators and makers of things for guys can be found and everything is less than 1ooL.

It’s a sale day just for the men and the girls and their ALTS. Shhh we won’t tell.

I am torn between which I love best, these awesome Fight City jeans from FEAR AND CLOTHING or the wicked NAIROBI hat from SUR+. You probably need them both. Continue reading

Gidgery Bloom Strikes a Pose

I would like you to meet my dolly alter-ego, Gidgery Bloom.

Gidgery is even more girly and prissy than me.  Her biggest concern was that she could maintain proper accessories in her dolly shape. THANK GOD SHE COULD !

Now I’m going to wait for the rest of my dolly friends to have a picnic! And after that, the oral sex.

Happy Sunday!

Your Shopping List:
Gidgery Bloom Shoot
DOLL AV – from Surf Co – BLOOM Doll – BOO
Hair – EXILE – Penny – Pearl
Top – A-bomb – Daisy Cami – Lavender
Pants -Ibizarre – Leather Pants for culture shock
Shoes – Miamai – Mina – in Rose for Shoe Fair
Nails – Ibizarre – Dark violett
Earrings – Miao Lila for Culture Shock
Bangles – Miao – Jouney for culture shock
Rings – Right Hand – Miao – Frances – Statement Ring
Left hand – Dark Mouse – Brilliance
Poses – STaTUS babydoll poses

Choices? Choices Are So Plebian

When Tricky Boucher of BELLEZA released his AIKO skin, my first thought was, “What to wear?” Well obviously SHOES come to mind. But making a choice?

Sigh, that’s not my long suit. Continue reading

You Had Me At:It Comes With A Kitten

Graffitiwear has released this full outfit which include a kitten in a bag.

I mean really, like I could say NO to wearing this EVER? I might wear it all weekend I really might. It cracks me up. Yes, they have catered to my crazy inner cat woman, I can’t help it. Continue reading

…and I Wonder If I Ever Cross Your Mind?

I spent my Monday sitting around hatching kittens. I had a few but this is the only one that I kept. I’m slowly turning into the crazy cat lady of SL because once I name them then I am hesitant to send them off to the Menagerie. (This is kitty cat heaven although someone on my plurk line says that Callie Cline has a big KITTY OVEN and that this is where they go.)

This is the only kitten that made the cut, named Diamante after the hilarious fake diamonds from 80s infomercials. My grandma once told me all about these new diamonds that were so cheap. OH YES Grandma. Diamante for EVERYONE (PS they were glass.) Continue reading

Last Chance for DISCO DEALS – And The Dress I Bought Bcse of REBAKE!

Celebrity Trollop’s latest endeavor REBAKE is a weekly fashion newsletter that is chock full of styling and fashion news, plus a look of the week. I fell in love with this dress from the latest issue and lucky, the REBAKE editors always give you slurl and marketplace info so buying it was a snap.

I love the format vs. magazines with their hurky jurky interfaces and weird navigation. It comes to my inbox and is truly something I look forward to at the end of every week. Sales, fashion events and news and lots of other goodness are packed into every issue. If you haven’t checked it out yet, you’re missing it! SIGN UP HERE!

There is still time, btw, those of you who LOVE Kokeshi dolls to pick up this set from DISCO DEALS. For only 99L you get a set that are tiny (see below) who float around on the water fishing. They’d be really cute if you had a pond on your parcel

You also get a larger pair, that would still be cute on a pond, I wish I had a pond on my main parcel where my house is, I love these. Continue reading