If You Have To Ask, You Can't Afford Me

posted by Gidge Uriza

My husband, Silo Uriza, has interjected that I should postcript that title with “And I don’t put out either…..”  but you know. I sort of thought that might drive away any trade……..

Ever have hair that you love even though it’s a hot mess? There’s nothing ugly about this hair from CAKE – yet, I can’t help wanting to give myself a hot oil treatment everytime I see me in it. 

There is something so realisitically overprocessed about this hair – I can see the split ends, I swear.

I wasn’t originally putting together a hookerific outfit – I had picked up a freebie cocktail gown – Meshindo’s Gift – but, I had a problem with the skirt. And herein I have a confession.

I can’t fix prim skirts. Seriously. If they aren’t fairly close to right when I put them on – forget it. I’m not weairng it. The prim skirt with this item was just unwearable on me – yet I saw other people wearing it other blogs when it was released – so I’m going to call it “user error” on my end. 

(If you want to know how SERIOUS this problem is – I have a beautiful gown from Indyra Originals that I apparently jacked up at some point in the past trying to wear it and when I put it back on this fall – it was nothing but atrocious. I just couldn’t get it right. And it’s BEYOOOOTIFUL.  )

Getting dressed this night turned into an adventure as I started pulling out things to wear and altering my hair and skin as I realized I was waltzing away from pretty cocktail gown to hilarious SL courtesan.

I chose the pronounced make up on the La Sylphide Erin – BARBIE to overstate my trashy look. I don’t know if Barbie is still in her lucky chair – but it’s a versatile skin – with different hair it comes off  more subtle.

Saturday Night Hookerific

Saturday Night Hookerific

I wasn’t going to subtle this night baby. NOW! Pass me some VO5!

All Photography by Cajsa Lilliehook of MDR Photo Studios

Click Here to see the entire Hooker Gidge photo session

Fashion Details

  • Shape – Gidge Custom Shape
  • Skin – La Sylphide – Erin – light BARBIE (lucky Chair)
  • Hair – CAKE – Wish 2 Pecan
  • Eyes – FNKY
  • Top- Meshindo’s Gift (top only, it’s a dress)
  • Skirt – Digit Darkes X3D Kitty Cat Mini
  • Hose – Hearts Thigh Highs
  • Shoes – Indyra Originals – Coquette Noir
  • Bracelets – Fresh Baked Goods Turkish Delight tiled Metal Bangle and Baiastice bangles Ocelot and Cow

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