I invited my friend Harrison over to BBQ with me yesterday and he refused to use the spatula. “I AM A MAN!” he declared, turning hot meats with his bare hands and only crying like a baby some of the time.
I said “Did you get the spatula?” He said “I did, but I declined it.”
[23:35] Harrison Gearz: I dont need no fucking spatula
[23:36] Harrison Gearz: btw I fapped earlier and did not wash my hands Continue reading










