You will be assimilated

So I wrote this funny post about being assimilated into the beige excess nutf*ckery of Gidge and Winter and titled it Resistance Is Futile. Funnily enough, Gidge titled her post the same so when I hit publish, my post disappeared. Dang! So starting from scratch, where was I? Yes, I was innocently flirting with this guy who shall remain nameless when I got an IM from Gidge telling me that she and Winter were shopping at Then, another im, they are buying all beige. Not tempted. Then the third – not an im, a snap of them in their matching Borg, er Beigewear. Damn, I was assimilated and tp’ed to where half the grid was shopping in a mad frenzy.

Well, not completely. I simply will not buy a tee shirt that I cannot tuck with the underwear layer. So the tee is from Pig. But the rest if wear. They said white shoes so I put on the Periquita Funny Girl flats which come in a ridiculous number of color change colors including white.

They were both wearing Kavi from Novocaine – so we popped over to Truth so I could pick it up too. The other half of the grid was there. Obviously new releases. I  waddled through the gelatinous atmosphere and found the Kavi hair. I was getting red, but the borg is all powerful. sigh.

Gidge said PXL skin – nude. But you know, Hart cannot make a dull skin – so even nude, it’s hawt! Muuwah, Hart!  No jewelry as that would be antithetical to the aesthetic.

****STYLE NOTES******
Promotional Copies are denoted by a Bold R

  • Poses: LAP & Sugar Mill
  • Skin: PXL Kim Nature Nude Red R
  • Eyes: Poetic Color Night Forest
  • Lashes: Lelutka Diva Prim Lashes
  • Hair: Novocaine Kavi
  • Tee: Pig Unisex V-Neck White
  • Cardigan: Long Cardi Long Sleeve Cream
  • Pants: Trousers, with flats leg Khaki
  • Shoes: Periquita Funny Girl Flats

3 thoughts on “You will be assimilated

  1. Willis

    Great post! Although I don’t know if the tee’s you got were wrongly packaged, as I bought one colour of each (I think, was a bit click happy haha) and I got all layers, so I could tuck in with the underpants! Everyone needs the option to tuck 😀

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