So I’m a sucker for the silly things that RC Cluster makes, I always have been they are never things you NEED but there I am buying them up anyway. Much like “MUST” isn’t a word for princes, I find that “NEED” isn’t a word for SL.

For Fifty Linden Friday, that old Dinosaur weekly of awesome, she’s got out ROMANCE NOVELS.

Because, we need those right?

The answer is obviously, fuck yes we need them. Duh.

But this is where the fun starts.  I pop over there and plop down my 50L because I’m a grown avatar and spend my money where I want.  I look at the titles. Passionate Stranger, okay that’s par for the course. I bet he’s a rough type, with a heart of gold. The first time will be rapey but that will be ok because later when she falls in love she’ll forgive him. Right? That’s how these go I think. I’m pretty sure that’s it.

The next title is Down on the Farmhand, and I think we all know what that’s about. This time she’s got hinged heels. My mom used to say that all the time when referring to women of ill repute. Finally one day I asked her what that mean, “hinged heels”. My mother looked over her reading glasses and said to me in a calm voice, “She goes down easy.”

I’m still recovering from that conversation.

The next title though, nearly killed me.

“SING MY CAMEL SONG” – I was howling. I nearly ripped my SLINK body in two howling hysterically. SING MY CAMEL SONG? WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? Why do camels have a song? WATRUDOING REDD????? I was so confused and suddenly I desperately wanted to read this book.

Oh.

“Sing my CARNAL song”. OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well that makes more sense now doesn’t it?

I’m blonde. Let me alone. If I weren’t silly and wrong half the time I’d confuse the entire grid.

At least I’ve got my reading sorted for this evening!

CARNAL song. It’s CARNAL song.

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Gidge is Wearing:
Skin: Pink Fuel
Lips: Pink Fuel Sparkle & Shine
Ring: (Yummy) Diamond Solitaire Ring – Gold – Slink
Glasses: (Yummy) Lolita Glasses – Red
Eyes: Banana Banshee
Head: .LeLutka.Head.Chloe 3.0
Shoes: Bleich – Mesh Dorothy – White [F Slink Flat]
Dress: Blueberry – Laura – Corset Dress – Physique
Sweater: Blueberry – Laura – Croped Sweater – Physique
Exile: Exile:: Anyway (BENTO)
Earrings: Schadenfreude Heart Acrylic Charm Earring
Body: Slink Physique Mesh Body Original V3.02
Shape: Juicy – Meghan Shape GIDGE Edit