I invited my friend Harrison over to BBQ with me yesterday and he refused to use the spatula. “I AM A MAN!” he declared, turning hot meats with his bare hands and only crying like a baby some of the time.
I said “Did you get the spatula?” He said “I did, but I declined it.”
[23:35] Harrison Gearz: I dont need no fucking spatula
[23:36] Harrison Gearz: btw I fapped earlier and did not wash my hands
I took over cooking so he and his untextured top hat could relax and enjoy the ocean breeze.
I think top hats made of plywood are gonna be hot this summer, just saying.
I hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend and is enjoying the summer sun. Everyone should have a friend who wears a plywood hat btw. Because that’s someone who is less concerned with how they look than who they are.
Which means, they are the most awesome kind of friend of all.
Skin: Baiastice – KATE – Peach Tone
Hair: Truth – Roma – Swedish
Top – Sn@tch – Primrose Path
Shorts -Baiastice – Mesh Shorts
Grill and Picnic Table: CLUTTER (someone tell Kat that if these aren’t for sale they should be they are HYSTERICAL AND AWESOME)